Wednesday, September 21, 2011

I'm Not A Prepper. I'm A Squirrel!

As I've mentioned before, I don't really have any prepping skills. I can't garden. I'm a lousy cook. I don't can food. I can barely keep my chickens contained. I certainly am incapable of starting a fire with two sticks or foraging for wild plants.

All I ever do to "prep" is buy a bunch of canned goods and store them in my basement. So I'm not a prepper at all. I'm just a freakin' squirrel.

I'd like to change this, so I've created a list of skills that I want to learn. Here they are:
  • Start a fire with a ferro rod
  • Learn to tie a few basic knots (half hitch, sheet bend, bowline, etc.)
  • Memorize bleach to water ratio for purifying water
  • Make a gill net from cord
  • Cook something in a solar oven
  • Build a working and effective animal trap
  • Make a solar still
  • Make cheese from powdered milk
  • Make butter from heavy cream
  • Make a friction fire
  • Learn MayDay signals
  • Learn basic sign language/hand signals
  • Identify and learn how to eat 8 indigenous wild plants
  • Learn 2 methods of orientation besides a compass
  • Learn to tie a cobra knot paracord bracelet
It should be an interesting winter.

3 comments:

Andrea said...

Your kids will love making butter...all you need is a Mason jar and lots of upper body strength :)

farmgal said...

Great list, I will look forward to seeing how it all goes

Anonymous said...

Ah, I misunderstood what prepping is, then :) I'm a squirrel, too! :)